Top 5 texts not to send to your ex… EVER!

This is one those Urban Purush blogs that you’ll find around here. These are gems I wrote for the Urban Purush website

Alright gentlemen! So we understand its all over and its painful. If its not painful then this isn’t a blog you should read. Go out and have fun!

But if its hurting like a mofo then the first thing you should do is putting away your phone. If you are reading this on your phone then first read this blog before doing so! 😉😉

Its not like you have to delete her number or something. Simply getting rid of your phone should be good enough. You see if you hold on to that phone while nostalgia is mindfu*king you, you Sir, might end up sending one of the top 5 texts you should never ever send your ex!

So without further ado,

1. “Can we be friends?”

NO! You don’t have to be friends. And by the way, friends for what? So that you can possibly meet and talk and that could possibly, just possibly, lead her to change her mind? Yeah? That’s not happening. Don’t be delusional.

2. “I never liked you anyways!”

Totally. That’s why you were in that relationship? Dude, of course you liked her. Of course she blew your mind away and of course she was beautiful. You Sir, are just angry and cannot get over the fact that she has moved on. Don’t text when you are angry or drunk or both!

3. “I have completely changed!”

In 24 hours? Really? Good try bro but that’s not gonna work either. And, come on, you don’t have to ‘completely change’ for a girl unless you are a total dork, which you aren’t because if you were a total dork why would she be dating you in the first place!

4. “I can’t stop crying! I beg of you please come back!”

Okay let me be a little sensitive here. I do understand that this could be true. You might not be able to stop crying for real. You can’t stop thinking about her either but do you really want to beg someone to come back? Relationships don’t work by one person begging the other to be in it. Dignity is priceless, don’t let it go away for free. Cry an ocean but never beg.

5. ” … “

Its a blank text because it comprises of all other texts! Here’s the bottom line, you must realize that its over and you don’t have to send her any text anymore.

Gentlemen, probably she has moved on and you should too. Sure it pains and your heart bleeds but it is for the better. Stop stalking her on social media. Work on yourself, be a man! Once you realize you deserve better, letting go will be the best decision ever! Promise